"Have a Slutty Smutty Christmas"

This bastardized Christmas song is dedicated to all my slutastic readers. May every day be a slutty, smutty one. 

Have a slutty smutty Christmas
It’s the best time of the year
I don’t know if you'll go ho
but have a pint of beer

Have a slutty smutty Christmas
And when you strut down the street
Say Hello to guys you'll blow
Get yourself some meat

WHOA-OH, the booby show
There for all to see
Somebody lusts for you
Kiss him once (then me!)

Have a slutty smutty Christmas
And in case you didn’t hear
You're so nutty
Have a slutty smutty Christmas this year