Thursday, November 8, 2012

Blog Status

I've gotten a few emails and tweets regarding the status of my original blog at So here we go:

Why did it disappear? The company who was privately hosting my blog went out of business without telling me because the person who had set up our agreement had left a year earlier. Christ, it's like "Gossip Girl" meets "The I.T. Crowd."

Did you lose everything?? No, I have multiple wordpress backups from the original blog, minus the most recent posts before it disappeared into the blog blackhole. Even if those don't work, I have all the best posts saved on my computer. Meanwhile I'm looking for a cheap webhosting service that doesn't break my nearly broke bank account.

Why is it still gone? Because I got depressed, frustrated, and lazy. One of the many gripes my latest ex-boyfriend had with me was that I never got the blog back up in spite of his weekly pleas to do so.

And it STILL isn't up because...? The pain-in-the-ass factor. Ask me again when I've proven I can function for more than three days without booze or sex without going all bat-shit crazy.

What's the deal with this new blog? This blog hosted on blogspot is meant to be temporary until I can finally reinstate the old blog at the old site, at which time I will incorporate all posts from this one as well so they can all be in one place. At least that's the plan. I may need to hire an intern to figure it all out for me, in which case I will happily buy his illegal ass bottom-shelf liquor in exchange for his services.

Where do we go from here? Since many new readers discovered me on Twitter (heh, or as I like to call it, Twatter), after the old blog went down, I thought it would be nice to include old posts from my archives on here for a taste of the old Vix. If you have requests for particular favorites of yours, then by all means, please post them in the comments.

Lastly, thank you to all my readers and followers for having stayed with me through so many ups and downs and WTFs over the years. I love all of you madly, minus the creepers. Unless you want to buy a pair of my worn panties in exchange for a mortgage payment, which I am totally fine with.



  1. I'm so glad you're blogging again. I missed reading you.

  2. RedHat allows you to host small websites for free. Yours would probably qualify but it would require some set up on the part of a developer. I'd be happy to help.

  3. So glad to see you back in the blogosphere Vix - was going to say innernetz - but I have been following you on Twatter since day one :P


  4. Previous favorite post...without any doubt the blow "job Guide".

  5. I've been reading your blog since I was 16, was so disappointed when it went down! Eventually stopped reading your Twitter account because the site annoys me, so glad you're back! Welcome back, Vix! So happy right now!


    P.S. Request for the Prince Charming/Cute Boy Frog post! Such a cute piece of writing, nearly did it as a monologue when I was in high school.
    "The next time I’m ready to look around the pond, all I want is a cute little boy frog who will look me in my big bug eyes and tell me “you’re the greatest girl frog I’ve ever met." <3

  6. Words cannot describe how empty my life has been without you.. Welcome back Vix. I miss the old old old old school vix stories.. like brain vs heart vs pussy.. i miss the pussy.. she was the most vicious and loveable bitch ever. <3

  7. Welcome back. I haven't ever commented on your blog site before but I've been reading for a few years. You're one funny (insert appropriate adjective here)....

    btw.....will the panties come soaked with squirt juice??? If they did I may have to think about that one.


  8. Vix!!! I have missed you so much!!! I'm so glad to see you have at least a couple of blog posts floating through the interwebz now. I have to say, besides the blow job guide, my all-time favorite post was the one about your three-some with the two cowboys. I kept always hoping you would finish it. Stay strong, girl!!! You have many fans that love you!